Why I spewed orange Fanta thru my nose and coughed so hard I threw up:
"Mom? What's a butt plug?"
"Ummm, well. Uhhhh, it's a uhhhh, where in the hell did you learn that from?"
"When I was at aunt C's house I watched Angry Kid videos."
"Oh, well uhhhhh.... they are, well...lets see uhhh......shit! Did you get permission to watch those videos?"
"Well, Meg showed me a couple of them, but then I watched more after she left."
"Oh, well uhhhhh, a butt plug is...well, it's something that grown up people use for uhhhhh, well, for sexual pleasure."
"Whats a dildo?"