Thursday, April 24, 2008

Oh lookie!

It's been a whole week since I have updated! So spank me. :)

Lets see, lots of drama on the lesbian front. I am an owner of an online lesbian moms group and the group has been around for about 4 or 5 years and we've had our drama in the past but yesterday? Yesterday almost pushed me over the edge.

I hate dyke drama. I really do. We have a member and I love her to death but she will poke you with a stick until you bite and that is what happened yesterday and because I like her so much I didn't put a muzzle on her and I didn't protect others from her bite and people got all mad and threw big hissy fits and just let me slit my wrists now please!!

I left my own group. Imagine that!! I LEFT MY OWN GROUP! I told Lin that I'm one step away from dropping my basket and the ladies in the group were biting my fingers.

So, there you have it. My next blog will be titled "Notes on a suicide". I'm. so. not. kidding.

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Workin for a living

I think my boss is slowly losing his mind. It started out with him being dizzy and confused, he had a short hospital stay and they couldn't find anything wrong. After seeing a few doctors it was determined that he had a growth in his brain, but his exact words were "I'm not worried about it, I still think it's a blood sugar issue."

Since that time he forgets things. A lot of things. He asked me same question 3 times in 10 minutes the other day. He's quick to get upset and has been very cranky and condescending. It's not just me that has noticed it. Our stress level in the office is very very high at the moment.

(subject change)

He had the nerve yesterday to tell me that when he sees someone with tatoos his first thought it "Boy are they trashy." Even though he admitted that the way he thinks isn't right it still did not sit well with me. Then I announced that I have 4 tattoos. Ha! Maybe I should wear a skirt and show off the 2 on my ankle. *snort* (Yeah..I had to laugh at the skirt thing too...)

All of the full time staff have been invited to the board Presidents house for a cocktail party with the entire board of directors. Significant others are invited. At this point, I'm pretty sure I want to take Lin with me because I'm tired of playing word games and since my boss knows, and most of the staff knows, why does it continue to be a big deal? I would love to put a picture of Lin and I on my desk without having to worry about who is going to find out.
And if I get fired? Oh well, it's time to move on. The only thing that is scary about that is trying to find a new job that would pay me what I'm making now.

Maybe I should get back to work?


Monday, April 7, 2008

Meetings suck when your boss is a douche

So, I'm in a meeting this morning with members of the Executive Committee. I don't think there was a person in the room that didn't at least have a 4-year degree. I'm explaining something and my boss totally interrupts me ....get explain what I'm explaining.



Apparently he doesn't think that every one in the room has sufficiently mastered the English language. Bunch of Neanderthals they are. I was worried about one of them hitting me on the head with a big stick and dragging me away by my hair. We should really think about getting more intelligent people on our board of directors.

Total douche...and I am completely convinced it's because I'm a woman. This isn't the first time something like this has happened, and I am not the only female he has done this too.


Friday, April 4, 2008

Letter to Satan Kern

Dear Cunt Kern,

As a native Oklahoman I am mortified at the words that spewed from your mouth. As a lesbian I am saddened and outraged that you think I am worse than a terrorist. Tell my two children that would you? Do you realize that there are now millions of people out there who think all of Oklahoma shares your opinion?

How dare you say that I am worse than the people who torture and murder others in THE NAME OF GOD! When is the last time you heard a news report of a gay suicide bomber who gave his life for the gay agenda? When is the last time a gay person kidnapped people in the quest for equal rights? How dare you.

Your right about going after the 2 year olds in our nation. I can't tell you how many times I stood outside a daycare center and handed out pamphlets to the toddlers. Can't read? No problem! I'll just hand them a flow chart with pictures. If I sway 30 more toddlers by the end of the month I will have reached Emerald Level and boy howdy have you seen the prizes at that level? I'm just all a flutter with excitement!

Sally Kern, you do not represent all of Oklahoma. Sadly, there are people here who agree with you, but I can tell you that it will become the mission of gays everywhere to make sure you are never elected into any political office ever again. You are a stain on the great state of Oklahoma. Lucky for Oklahoma we have plenty of gays out there who know how to get stains OUT!

Queerly yours,