I took an online quiz to see which jobs suited me the best. These are my results:
Novelist - It would take way more writing ability that I currently possess for this one to even be in the far reaches of my skills.
Photographer - Don't you have to have a camera for that?
Vet - More education than I have. AND the yipping/yapping/barking/smell of it all.
Medical Technician - More tolerance for people than I have.
Paralegal - Yawn.
Geologist - I find this interesting because I use to work for a geologist and he was a prick. However, I don't have a degree in geology.
Marine Biologist - Again, this would take more education than I have and there is not a whole lot of marine life in Oklahoma. I'm just saying.
Graphic Designer - Another ironic job title. I use to work for a graphic designer. It's a hard business to get in to and even harder to be successful and there's the whole lack of graphic arts degree thing that's hanging out there.
Online Content Developer - Um, what?
Webmaster - I do this already. I built a website for a local restaurant and I maintain it. Go me. I don't get paid for it. Unless you count free food. Then I totally get paid and my ass could totally retire now. Seriously.
Computer Security - Huh?
Producer - Of what? Tell me, producer of what? Canned corn? Movies? Porn? Tomatoes?
Computer Programmer - Okay, now you're pissing me off.
Technical Writer - !
Systems Analyst - !! You hate me don't you?
Meteorologist - Like I could compete with Gary England. Pfft. Also...under-educated I is.
Artist - I would totally be on board with this. I already have my art hanging in the den and if I had more time I could produce more art. I seriously doubt that this position offers major medical. Bummer. This one would fit me more than the others.
Back to square 1.