Me: "Oh my God honey, my boss wore a fur coat to work!"
Lin: "It's not cold enough for a fur coat."
Me: "I know, he looks hilarious in it. It's not one of those long ones, its like a jacket."
Lin: "Did you ask him if the temperature had dropped this morning because you didn't know it was cold enough for fur?"
Me: "No, but maybe he has a lunch date or something and it's his misguided attempt at dressing to impress."
Lin: "Is he a pimp daddy? Is he wearing some sort of hat?"
Me: "Nothing on his head, even my coworker was shocked, we talked about it the minute he stepped out."
Lin: "You didn't laugh out loud did you?"
Me: "No, but I asked him if I cut pet his coat. It's beaver fur."
Lin: "So your telling me that you were petting strange beaver?"