OK, I don't know if she was blonde, and she didn't walk into a bar. She called me at work and it went a little something like this.
Me: "XYZ Company, this is Kathy."
Her: "Hi Kathy, my name is Gina, I am with blah blah company. Do you work there?"
Me: "No ma'am, I just answer the phones for fun."
Me: "Have a nice day"
It's the little moments in life that make me smile and keep me away from padded rooms.