Crow is not the best tasting stuff around. Trust me.
As it turns out, my lovely Jesse did order my birthday present and it just has not arrived yet. She claims that she told me, but I don't recall the conversation.
So, maybe my birthday wasn't as sucky as I thought and I'm getting exactly what I asked for. A Garmin. I am so directionally challenged it's not even funny. I got tired of getting turned around and having to print out maps for every outing.
I am definitely a dumb blond when it comes to finding my way around.
So yay! My birthday present is on its way!!